Evy and I were having a refresher on what she should do if someone she doesn't know approaches her while she's playing in the yard.
Me: "What do you do if a lady in a car pulls up and asks you if you want to pet her orange kitty?"
Evy: Blank Stare
Me: "You say NO! and run back into the house, right?"
Evy: "But, Mom. Should I say No, thanks?"
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I was putting laundry away, minding my own business, when out of the blue the following conversation occured.
Evy: "Who makes humans?"
Me: "You know that babies are in tummies, right?"
Evy: "Yes, but who makes the bones?"
Me: Long pause. Ask self how to answer this one. Decide on truth. Take deep breath. "Well, some people believe that God created humans."
Evy: "So God created the earth, the trees, and bones?"
Me: "Some people believe it was God and other people believe in a thing called Evolution where they think humans came from monkeys" (I know I should have probably used Chimps or Gorillas here but give me a break I was under a lot of pressure)
Evy: "Monkey's!?!?!??!" Followed by hysterical laughter.
2 comments:
I too am laughing. Hard questions to answer!
Love your conversations with Miss Evy......she is one smart little cookie!! Still laughing about the No, thanks to the kitty.....at least she does have good manners!! >^..^<
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